Van Helsing

The result is a movie with too much of just about everything: too many monsters, too much CGI, too many artless special effects, too many breathless climaxes doled out indiscriminately, too many bad lines, and way too much overacting. ( Read More )

Phils final words produce the most impact and reinforce much of what we already know about him; hes a good man. ( Read More )

Thankfully, it doesnt happen, but everything else certainly does in what must be the most overloaded showboat of a horror film since Roman Polanskis magnificently titled The Fearless Vampire Killers, or, Pardon Me, But Your Fangs Are in My Neck. ( Read More )

Wally Hammond

Whats left is a world of industrial Gothicism, nightmare morphing effects, ahistoric gadgetry and Breughel lite grotesquerie. ( Read More )

Considering what weve seen with various levels of vampires, its somewhat surprising that the newly turned feeder doesnt recover and renew the attack. ( Read More )